and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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