I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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