I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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