if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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