I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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