Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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