how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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