i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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