the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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