Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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