About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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