If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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