i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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