do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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