There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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