my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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