oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
