So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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