How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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