just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
