My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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