quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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