You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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