one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So squirting runs in the family.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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