Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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