38 yer olds are good kisserssss
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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