do herpes really smell.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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