I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
