Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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