rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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