and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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