I feel great
I just peed on a car
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
