plz talk dirty to me
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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