saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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