I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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