I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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