he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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