At least make sure they are 18
Why
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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