no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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