remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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