my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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