Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Congratulations! We have a period
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