at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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