There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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