He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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