Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I got inside last night via doggy door
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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