we're blogging at a bar
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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