girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
