The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She even gives head with a lisp.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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