Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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