life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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