did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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