We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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