you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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