Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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